We were out at Triple Rock for a party Dave organized and I bumped into someone (N) I rarely see. N is with a girl who I thought was a girlfriend that I had met once...
I say, "Hey N! And you must be L."
The girl looks at me and starts laughing.
N says, "No no no no no..."
Then, because I have no problems further embarrassing myself and everyone else around, I say "Oh crap. I am so sorry... I did not mean that. I'm just going to stick my head in the a toilet and flush."
I offer to buy them a drink, but they refuse. Then I just start talking to N, and he says that he and this girl (J) are not really together.
So, to further make myself look stupid (which is getting to be a little to easy for me), I say, "Oh, then I don't feel as bad about that mistake." Then I start talking to J and say, "Oh, I don't feel as bad since you and N aren't together..."
Later on, I find out from N's roommate that N and J might be dating (no one really knows). Once again, boy is my face red....