小阿姨

Not to be outdone by her husband, my 小阿姨 can say some kickass cool stuff too:

Dad

Ah, Dad, here's another one of your awesome quotes.......

"here is 富然, here is 鎮瑋, 富然 is a runner, 鎮瑋 is a jumper, they both are loser, and that is forever!"

CERN webcast

Here's an excerpt of what I view as a funny conversation:


friend: so who was that KFC guy on the webcast?
me: what do you mean?
friend: you know, that Colonel Sanders guy?
me: oh, you mean the Director-General of CERN?!

魚仔蝦仔

蝦還蝦魚還魚
食飽還放屁
魚還魚蝦還蝦
哭母還哭爸

阿挺

牽手

睏起來愛講早
早頓真正愛食飽
去做工課愛緊駛車
若無會予牽手拍

阿挺

芳味

阮有一个大向望
想欲鼻著味足芳
搪著一个智慧人
叫阮去鼻芳屎桶

阿挺

Where to live?

If you're looking to move and want a nice place to live, why not move to Shitterton?

音樂

感覺音樂聲足媠
想去歕一个樂機
買著一支大雞胿
歕雞胿會足歡喜

阿挺

Oh Poo!

Hardworking taxpayer money at work for you!

This comic strip is hilarious, and also contains many truths!

So many truths on so many levels....

I think PhD students or people who have gone through the PhD process will attest to the truths of this brilliant comic strip....

Cold Weather

今仔日天氣冷吱吱
拄著一个人愛歕雞胿
講伊偌會放大屁
放屁聲真正足媠

Poem by 21st century poet 阿挺

Christmas caroling...

Going Christmas caroling? Try this classic!

Costume Ideas

I'm not a Hallowe'en fan at all...now that I'm in Europe, I don't have to put up with that sort of nonsense.

For those that are into it, and are looking for costume ideas, this is a good one:

Academic Principles

I think everyone who has a PhD, is doing a PhD, or has attempted to get a PhD knows about the truth of this academic principle:

Midautumn Festival

Last Saturday, it was the Midautumn Festival in Taiwan.

To celebrate, here is a new poem, written by a 21st century poet named 阿挺

八月十五食月餅
恁來切阮來請
食到逐家腹肚疼
佇便所聽落屎聲

Harper with a little help from his friends

Who knew? Apparently Stevie Harper can play the piano and sing! And not bad for an amateur player! Here he is with Yo Yo Ma and Herringbone (a three-man band) performing "With a Little Help From My Friends".

I think the audience was really surprised!

High Tech Idiots

Sadly, this strip contains a few ounces of truth....

Compiling

Man does programming suck!! Who in their right minds likes it? Hours programming, and then stuck with bugs and segmentation faults......booooooo! Programming SUCKS!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOO!

Luckily, there is one advantage when it comes to programming......compiling! When your program is compiling, it gives you an excuse to:
a) surf the web
b) skype your friends
c) eat a snack
d) watch some youtube
e) catch some zzz's

Quantum Humour

I like this comic alot......I think however, you need some Quantum Mechanics background to understand it....



Suffice it to say, after I read the last pane, the function collapsed to the funny eigenstate...